Oh noes, horsebunny what have you done? XD

What is a horsebunny? You may be asking yourself. Well, one day, *scrum-yummy was feeling particularly glum, so to cheer her up, ~washutaku walked up and whispered in her ear: "horsebunnies." At that moment, somewhere in the space-time continuum, horsebunnies popped into existence.

There are some things you should know about horsebunnies, prior to owning, petting, or even coming into contact with one, so I have compiled a list.

1. Horsebunnies LOVE buttons. If a button and a horsebunny are in the room, that button must be pressed, and it will be pressed by that horsebunny. Thus, never leave a horsebunny in the room alone with a button that sets off a weapon of mass destruction. :3
2. Horsebunnies are horribly addicted to sweets and carrots. Cakes, candies, anything (cheesecake!). And carrots. If a horsebunny consumes enough carrots, they will become a Una-bunny--what appears to be a unicorn-horsebunny, except that the orange horn growing out of its head is not a horn at all--it is a carrot. This is how you can tell if a horsebunny is past a certain age--typically at that age, a horsebunny has consumed enough carrots to become a Una-bunny.
3. They are protected by magic. Horsebunnies are not susceptible to aging, plague or death.
4. Horsebunny reproduction: horsebunnies do not have gender; when the right time comes, one day, a horsebunny will look off into the distance, smile, and suddenly another horsebunny (of the same size) will appear next to it. This is how they reproduce. Horsebunnies do not "breed like rabbits;" however, it should be taken into account that since horsebunnies do not die, it is unwise to allow one's horsebunny population to "go to the bunnies." You must carefully monitor your horsebunnies, and when they reach past a certain number, start giving them away as gifts, otherwise you will quickly run out of sweets and carrots.
5. Horsebunnies LOVE to be cuddled. And you don't have to worry about squishing them, since they are protected by magic (see rule #3).
6. Horsebunnies DO NOT like nalgene bottles. (don't ask why, you won't like the answer). Whatever you do, do not leave nalgene bottles lying around horsebunnies, it will make them very upset.
7. Pegabunnies: pegabunnies are extremely rare, as they are made when a horsebunny eats too much cabbage. While horsebunnies do like cabbage, it is rare that they like it more than carrots or even sweets, so when making the decision to eat cabbage, carrots, or sweets, the horsebunny or unabunny will generally opt to eat carrots or sweets. Nothing against the cabbage, they just happen to like the carrots and sweets more. When a unabunny eats enough cabbage, they become a una-pegabunny.
8. Color: horsebunnies are generally yellow or off-white, or any variation in between; however, they do occur in all colors of the rainbow. Unabunnies will always have orange horns, and pegabunnies will always have light green wings (unless they ate more purple cabbage, in which case the wings will be purple).
9. Size: horsebunnies come in a variety of sizes, from being able to fit in the palm of your hand to being large enough for humans to ride, depending on the breed. The majority of them, however, are about the size of large rabbits.


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I didn't know where to put this XD so I chose anime/manga, because horsebunny faces were inspired by manga bunny-faces. (See CLAMP, *QueenOfDorks, Pita-ten, etc)

Horsebunnies belong to and were created by *scrum-yummy and ~washutaku. If you must draw them, please give us credit, mkay? :3

*edit* if this appears twice on anybody's updates, sorry. >.>